Whatsapp New Funny Jokes Sms In Hindi

Whatsapp New Funny Jokes Sms In Hindi:- Hello visitors here we are providing you Whatsapp New Funny Jokes Sms In Hindi  those are best and so much funny you cannot control yourself from lol and send it to your all friend’s of whatsapp and facebook  and makes them laughing out loud . We have all type of  funny jokes like Funny jokes on Girls and boys, boyfriends and Girlfriends and many more people or on things. Copyout our jokes from Whatsapp New Funny Jokes Sms In Hindi and paste them  into Whatsapp Messages, Whatsapp Group Messages and also on Mobile Phone Sms.

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1 madam Ko Susu Ke naam Se bhut  Nafrat Thi.
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Madam Ne bacha Se bola
Jab tumha  Susu Aaye To
Bolna ke :- Aap Aaya Hai.
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1 Din bacha ko POTTY AaRahi Thi
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Wo gandi gandi Shakle Bana Raha Tha
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Madam :- Aap Aaya Hai ?
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Bacha:- Nhi
Aap Ka Baap Aaya Hai….haha..:-D

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Patni ( apna pati sa) : Btao jara main tumha kitni achi lagti hu
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Pati : Bahut Zyada
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.Patni: tabhi bhi kitni achi lagti hu
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Pati: Itni  achi lagti ho ke maan karta h ek aur le aaun……haha…;-)

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Ek  paji g library me 3 Ghante sa ek Book padhne k Baad bola
SO BORING itne sare characters hai tabhi bhi koe story nhi hai…..
Librarian-
pagi, wo to TELEPHONE DIARY hai…..:-D

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vicky : Yr raat bhar train main neend nhi ayi
uperwali seat mai soya tha, garmi bahut lagri thi.
rohan:To seat exchange karlata
Vicky:kissa karta yr.!
Niche ki seat pe koi aya hi nahi tha….haha…:-)

 

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patni : Tum yai chaku kyu ubal rahe ho?

pati: muja Suicide karni h isliya

patni: ubalna ke kya zaroorat h fir
pati: Kahin muja infaction ho gya to…..haha..:-D

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mohan ke nai-nai shaadi hui the phir bhi  vo jaldi ghar nhi jata tha. Woh der tak office main kaam karta rhta tha

ek din uska boss na pucha  – “ptni se jhagda hua  hai kya ?”

mohan – “no no sir … aisee koe baat nhi hai sir ! baat ye hai ki meri wife bhi job karti hai isliye hum dono mein sa jo phla ghar jaata hai , khana use hi banaanaa padta hai !”…..:-D

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1 din mohan market gaya.

market mai ek chor uska mobile chheen kar bhaaga to

mohan bhi thodi door tak uske peechhe bhaaga fir mohan ruka aur bola  – “Le jaala le jaala, jab charger lene vapas mara pass aayega tab batunga…!”…hahhaa.:-D

Whatsapp New Funny Jokes Sms In Hindi

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